Mental health hotline

Taking a bit of a risk posting this one, but it makes me smile every time.

I heard this at the start of a trance track (oddly enough, I forget which one) and was just smitten with it. (The intro, not the Trance).
Sent the Trance track to Terry, who also got a giggle out of it and he found this YouTube of just the intro on its own.

Please understand that I don’t mean any harm in this. I just found the whole thing to be so ‘on point’ that felt it was worth sharing.
(And I know some of you share my warped sense of humour).